Private to Rabastan
So these murders going after the "Bird Boys"
Is it one of ours? If so I'll try to keep the people investigating off the trail.
Is it one of ours? If so I'll try to keep the people investigating off the trail.
Oct. 29th, 2009
Oct. 7th, 2009
I need a drink.
Aug. 21st, 2009
Private to Cash
I don't know the rumors you heard, or how, but Rob took a file. She had it hidden in her clothes. Said she took it because she wanted a cat? It was hard to tell, she was crying a lot. Fuck if I know why kids take things. Dam told me Apparently she's likely to act out due to recent trauma and a desire for attention? Maybe I need to get her therapy.
I have it back. It didn't get out anywhere beyond her bedroom. I've grounded her and she's not allowed near any files of mine anymore. I've had the wards on my files changed and heightened though just in case there's anything else to worry about.
I have it back. It didn't get out anywhere beyond her bedroom. I've grounded her and she's not allowed near any files of mine anymore. I've had the wards on my files changed and heightened though just in case there's anything else to worry about.
Private to Dam
What's the politically correct way to say you're going to wring your kid's neck without driving all the women on this blasted thing to sharpen knives with your name on them?
She stole something. Something fairly important and I know it was her since she's the only one who had access to it. And when I asked her about it all she does is look at me and shrug. How do I make them tell me things because I think my normal method of coercion won't work here!
She stole something. Something fairly important and I know it was her since she's the only one who had access to it. And when I asked her about it all she does is look at me and shrug. How do I make them tell me things because I think my normal method of coercion won't work here!
Aug. 6th, 2009
Rob is a pool shark.
Apparently we do share some DNA.
This isn't so bad
Proudfoot. Savage. Just because I have a midget following me around doesn't mean I can't be included in sucidal rogue missions. I'm hurt
Apparently we do share some DNA.
Proudfoot. Savage. Just because I have a midget following me around doesn't mean I can't be included in sucidal rogue missions. I'm hurt
Jul. 24th, 2009
-Rob
Topher is out looking for flats. I think he's stopped starring at those results you gave him, Mr. Belby, because this morning he decided that I couldn't live in Hackney while he worked. Duh. I tried to tell him that when I first met him.
I'm keeping my last name though. Because it's lots better than Topher's last name.
Mrs. Longbottom? Or anyone really. Does anyone have any food? Because there's just leftover pizza and week old milk and beer and pickles in the icebox. And I'm really tired of leftover pizza!!
I'm keeping my last name though. Because it's lots better than Topher's last name.
Mrs. Longbottom? Or anyone really. Does anyone have any food? Because there's just leftover pizza and week old milk and beer and pickles in the icebox. And I'm really tired of leftover pizza!!
Jul. 9th, 2009
Someone come claim your child. She was outside my flat last night. Hackney is not a place for children carrying stuffed animals. And now I have to bring her to work because she keeps telling me I'm her father instead of telling me what orphanage or foster family she ran away from. Just because I didn't let her sleep on the streets does not mean I am biologically responsible for her.
Savage. Want a kid?
May. 20th, 2009
So Savage. I had to stop by your flat this morning to pick up a file I needed. You'd already left for the office though so your delightful girlfriend let me in for a cuppa to make up for my trouble. Such a nice girl. Anyways, while she was getting the coffee I happened to see a video just lying about labeled "Hadrian Dancing." And it had a smiley face. Well I figured if this video was worth drawing a smiley face on it then maybe it would bring a smile to my face.
And it did. Oh dear Merlin did it ever.
So then, I thought, why not bring a smile to everyone's face?
Thank you mate. This was like... Christmas. Come five times this year. Or an early birthday present. This might be better than strippers actually.
And it did. Oh dear Merlin did it ever.
So then, I thought, why not bring a smile to everyone's face?
Thank you mate. This was like... Christmas. Come five times this year. Or an early birthday present. This might be better than strippers actually.
May. 16th, 2009
It's Friday night.
That means drinks for Auror's at The Bloody Wand are half price.
That means drinks for Auror's at The Bloody Wand are half price.
May. 5th, 2009
I swear to Merlin, man, which one of you fucktards left an open takeout container in their desk? Food rots, just to keep you on the up and up. It happens. And it smells like someone died when it's shitty food to begin with. Some of us live here you know. Clean out your fucking desk. And stop eating eggs or whatever the hell it is you're eating.
( Private to Proudfoot and Savage )
( Private to Proudfoot and Savage )